Why I Hate My Brother

Ok, maybe not hate, but at times I really think that he's an ass.

OK I'M SUPER HIGH NOW SO I'LL CRAP RANDOM STUFF. IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED THEN JUST LEAVE.

Here goes.

I don't think you guys know about this but I've been working in an IT company for almost a month now and today's my last day of work! It's been so fun working here, learning new stuff, meeting new people, sucking money from the company, free access to the web and MSN, and many more.

But still the thing that got me thru the days is the eye candy. Yes, THE eye candy. For the 153293849057120934th time telling you, I'm a sucker for guys with sideburns. No, not ordinary untrimmed sideburn, but those nicely trimmed sideburns that make a guy look more macho. And I just found out that I'm a sucker for guys with droopy eyes too. Their eyes make them look gloomy and when you look at them, you just can't resist yourself from giving them big bear hugs.

Yes, there is such a guy in the company, and he happens to work in the same office as I am, and his cubicle is situated at a very strategic place a.k.a. next-to-the-pantry! Come on, who doesn't go to the pantry? So yeah, every day, I'll go to the pantry for 230597238052634 times just to get a glimpse of him. He seems to be oblivious of his surroundings(or maybe he's just too dedicated to his job), whenever I(or anyone) walks pass his cubicle, he won't lift his head up to see who it is. Not even once. But yesterday, when I exited from the pantry, he lifted his head up and looked. I almost died when our eyes met. I did not predict such an event would ever occur in this 1 month time wokring in the company, I was caught unprepared. I did what I do best. I quickly looked away and walk. Fast. So fast that I might as well just run.

I know. I easily got obssessed with someone and will later find it very hard to get him/her out of my mind. But who cares, I only live life once, and I'm gonna go out and drool and hurt myself as much as possible because who knows, I might die tomorrow due to a tiny aneurysm in my brain.

What my bro did didn't help. Whenever 'THE eye candy' a.k.a. Justin is in sight, he would tease me.

Bro: Look, Justin's here.
Alex: Where?!!
Bro: There, there. Aiyer somebody like this kind of guy..
Alex: Duh! He has nice sideburns and he very cute can!
Bro: Of course, of course. So, go say Hi to him la. Who knows he might be interested in you too?
Alex: Yer dowan, later I freak him out.
Bro: Aww come on, no harm trying right?

I hate my bro!!! I used to ONLY admire Justin, but now my bro's screwing with my brain, making me confused. I dunno lah, Justin is not my ideal type but if that's the only choice I have, I would grab hold of it, HARD.

And Justin's a banana(Chinese who doesn't speak Mandarin or Cantonese). I'm not a big fan of Asians, but whenever there's an Asian that interests me(esp Malaysians), he/she has to be a banana. I dunno why but bananas look different from the typical Chineseeee. They somehow look better, speak better English(people who cannot speak proper English irritates me to the core), and have better taste in fashion.

IT'S BLARDY LAST DAY OF WORK. AND MY BRO HAS TO CHOOSE THIS VERY DAY TO STIR THINGS UP TO MAKE ME DON'T FEEL LIKE LEAVING THIS PLACE BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO SEE JUSTIN AGAIN.

But if the company has any business trades with companies in Moscow, and if Justin happens to be sent there, I would drop everything at hand and show him his way around Moscow and also 'give in to his needs', if he ever needs it from me.

I'm sick, I know.