Monday, May 28, 2007

You Mind Pushing That Bone Nearer, Master?

I went for a great party last weekend. Initially it was supposed to be a party among us Malaysians but as the party went on, more and more foreigners joined us. In the end, there were more foreigners than Malaysians.

Ok, so that was how the foreigners joined our party. I had to cut it short because that wasn't the main point.

There were these 2 extremely cute guys in the party. 1 was from Turkey and another from Poland. At first I didn't know they speak English because they kept on speaking Russian with us until they told us that they learned English back in their country. We were sooo excited! Since then most of the conversations were in English.

The guy from Turkey is the hyperactive type whereas the Poland guy is more sensible. The Turkey guy loves attention so much! Whatever he does, whatever he says, he has to make sure we all heard him. Well, not ALL but those people whom he's talking to at that time. He is such a big monkey, running here and there and wants to be in almost every single picture we take. And believe me, you will never see him putting up a serious face because he's just too playful!

And guess what? He is such a PLAYBOY! One moment you'll see him cuddling a girl and say "she's my girlfriend", another moment you'll see another girl cuddling him from behind and say "he's my boyfriend", then another moment you'll see few girls all over him, one cuddling his body, one cuddling his legs and one playing with his hair. He loves people touching his hair so much, exactly like a puppy! So adorable!

I think he is absolutely straight since he's such a 'player', but what he did to me was definitely out of my mind. Whenever he sits beside me, he'll place his hand on my lap and actually feel my skin. Then, when he's sitting on my left and is trying to get something from somebody sitting on my right, he'll place his arm on my lap to balance himself while getting what he wanted. I don't think it's really normal because I knew him for less than 10 minutes at that time! I do know what whites are friendly, but I didn't know they were THIS friendly!

We had a small talk among the 2 of us but it didn't last very long because we were interrupted plus he cannot speak good English and I can't speak good Russian. I felt he was flirting with me because he asked me lots of question about myself. Yes, MYSELF! Usually foreigners would ask questions like where do we come from, what do we have in other countries and all other general questions, but he asked me questions about me myself! He generally asked us where do we come from, then he just turned to me and started talking to me only. He's not interested in them, he's interested in me only!

Well, at least that was what I thought. I hope the flirting could last longer, but he just couldn't sit still. Soon after we were interrupted, he went to talk to other people and when he returned, he turned his attention to one of his 'girlfriends'. Later, he and his 'girlfriend' went home because it was getting late and they were sleepy. Even when he was leaving, he had to make sure everyone sees him leaving.

So cute lor!

The guy from Poland came after the Turkey guy left. At first he was with another group but later came to hang out with us. He said his name is Борис but I doubt it's his real name because 'Борис' is a Russian name.

The Poland guy looks and acts more mature than the monkey(=p) and it really turned me on. He may not have the body of a sex god(he's fit la), but his thin moustache makes him look neat and masculine. Whenever you're with him, you feel secured. That's the feeling he gave me.

He talked about his country, about the activities he did, his experience and stuff, but I cannot tahan him banging me lor. He thought Malaysians speak some strange language and I defended by saying if Malaysians were to speak some strange language, we wouldn't be able to communicate in ENGLISH. Then he tried talking in Russian and I told him I can't understand and speak Russian very well. That was a wrong thing to do. The moment he knew that I couldn't speak and understand Russian well, he started banging me by saying things like "if you want to speak and understand Russian language well, you have to practice! Like me, I've been here for 3 months already but this is the first time I've been speaking English so much! If you don't know how to say something in Russian, try using other words or use body language to make other people understand you! *blah blah blah*". Just because he can speak English and Russian well doesn't mean he can bang me like that. He's so mean.

But then again it just makes him look more reliable. <3

How I wish they could stay here longer. All of them are leaving end of June and they won't be coming back to this country anymore. Sad, isn't it?


P/S: I might be paying a visit to the Turkey girls' room together with some of my friends who're going back to Malaysia soon. I'll try to ask them to call the Turkey guy to go over and join us. I'm so gonna ask which room he lives in and I'll tell him mine too and I'm so gonna hint to him that my roommates are leaving soon and that I'll be all ALONE in the room and that he can come by to visit me sometimes. If he's REALLY interested in me, I'll do anything to make him come to me, since I want him badly too! If he really is interested in me and really does drop by at my room after my roommates have left, I can't imagine what'll happen. He'll grab my hands and push me into the room, locks the room door, pin me onto the bed and make me beg for him to do something to me, perhaps? Who cares if he's going back to Turkey next month and not coming back anymore? It's the experience and memories that'll last forever.

PP/S: I'm such a horny dog! God please forgive me!

Monday, May 07, 2007

Men SUCK

I'm sorry but I feel like screaming now.

*screams hysterically*

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I've just watched "She's The Man"(sorry but I'm always slow when it comes to movies) and GOD, there are so many guys in there! To be more accurate, cute and hot guys!

Look at that healthy tan of Justin(Robert Hoffman)! He's like, the best looking guy in that movie! What else can you ask for from a guy who's not only good looking but also has a very nice tan? Plus he's a soccer player! His body is just so pretty! Not to forget that charming smile and smooth skin! He can easily melt someone's heart without even doing anything!

Then there's Paul(Jonathan Sadowski), the hairstylist! He is so CUTE! The hair, the cute smile and his taste when it comes to dressing! He's like, the best boyfriend one can ever have! It's sad that he showed up quite little in the whole movie but he made every appearance memorable! I wish my boyfriend is as alert as Paul is when it comes to dressing, but first, I need a boyfriend!

As for our leading actor Duke(Channing Tatum), I think he's quite a turn-on when he's half naked. He may not have those charming looks like Justin and Paul, abs like a typical soccer player but he's kinda cute in a different way. He looks like more mature than the other 2 and looked even better with that not-so-smooth skin and a little scar under his right eye. It makes him look more rugged and make others feel secured when they're with him.

I wish my boyfriendS are as good-looking as Justin, as cute as Paul, as rugged as Duke, as good his taste when it comes to picking the nicest clothes as Paul and most importantly, as sensible as Duke. Guys who only lust for sex can rot in hell. Same goes for those who think that they can screw arund with other people's feelings because they're Prince Charmings.

But first, we need less straight guys in this world.

"Statistics show that there are at least 1 homosexual within 10 individuals, but we think that there are more of them out there since not all of them has the courage to admit who they are."

Yeah, if there are 1/10 in statistics, X/10 if "there are more out there since blah blah blah", then why are there still so few homo and bisexuals in this world?! Why have I yet found a NON-STRAIGHT guy? Almost every single guy I met is straight!

"1 in every 10 individuals"? I say it's 1 in a million. If it's so, I might as well put more hope in women, since "9/10 chance they're straight". The probability would've been lower saying "I love you" to a lesbian than to a straight man, which means that good chance I won't get beaten up by a man and calling me a "queer".

Seriously speaking, the leading actress Viola(Amanda Bynes) is kinda cute too. I can actually consider having her as my girfriend, since most men suck.

Lame joke: If men SUCK, why are they straight? Wouldn't they all be gay? Seriously dude, they SUCK!