What's That Smell?

I'm a bad cook. I could barely prepare a meal for myself, what more for others?

I so pity my future partner.

I'm not good at preparing meals, but there are a few dishes that I'm able to prepare without making the dish taste awfully bad.

But that was the past. This semester, I couldn't prepare a proper meal for myself, not even once! Either the egg was burnt, the vege was tasteless or too salty or chicken tasted like fish. I even burned my fried rice.

YES, FRIED RICE WAS BURNT! For God's sake, I think I'm the only person in my batch who's still able to fry rice until it burned!

Porridge. Has anyone tasted super tasteless or super salty porridge? I have. There isn't a single time where I've cooked an edible pot of porridge. Either it's tasteless or it's too salty because salt was the only thing I add into my porridge. I've tried putting onions and meat in porridge but still it tasted so much different from the porridge other people cook.

Maybe I don't have talent in cooking AT ALL. I should stop cooking so that the world shall not suffer from the food I cook for them to eat.

The porridge I just cooked is a bit too salty and the meat is barely cook.

Bah.

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It's not wrong to watch gay-themed movies, right?

Apparently my friends are thinking that I'm gay because they say that I have "a collection of gay themed movies", which is like what, 5 movies out of more than 60 movies I currently have in my hard disk and DVDs? It's less than 10% la please. If I own more than a dozen DVDs which contains gay themed movies then maybe you can start suspecting la.

I'm not gay OK, just a half gay la. Haha.

But it's a good thing for people to think that I'm gay and me saying that I'm not gay because I memang isn't gay. I'm not lying to them so there's nothing wrong with it. Besides, if Sam gets to know about this, it might be a good thing for both of us. Not only can he confirm that I'm HALF gay, he can come express his feelings for me without being afraid that he might scare me off.

I'm so sick la. My friend said that I might had Obsessive and Compulsive Disorder. I kinda agree la actually. I so need a psychiatrist now. But what la, if Sam likes me then don't la sometimes keep paying attention to me, sometimes don't even look at me, then sometimes avoiding me, then sometimes so happy to see me, make me confuse nia.

What the hell la, who says ceffeine can keep you awake? I drank 2 cups of coffee liao still feel sleepy like shit. Need study for Anatomy somemore, can die la.